You’re so F**king Croydon!

When:
20/05/2025 @ 7:30 pm – 8:30 pm
2025-05-20T19:30:00+01:00
2025-05-20T20:30:00+01:00
Where:
Jacksons Lane
269A Archway Rd
N6 5AA
Cost:
16-18

“One to watch!”

The Stage

“Sharp, Clever & Fun”

Stagedoor

You’re SO F**KING Croydon! is a bold, unapologetic dive into the female working-class life experience and noughties club culture, blending music, dance, comedy, and spoken word — plus Croydon’s most infamous celebrities.

“It was my nemesis, I hated Croydon with a real vengeance. It represented everything I didn’t want in my life, everything I wanted to get away from. I think it’s the most derogatory thing I can say about somebody or something: ‘God, it’s so f**king Croydon!’”

— David Bowie

Set against Croydon’s gritty reputation, this interactive show challenges Bowie’s words, exploring identity, resilience, and breaking free from stereotypes.

With a cheeky ‘Love of Huns’ aesthetic and a euphoric ‘Save the Last Dance’-style finale, it’s a celebration of strength, humour, and refusing to be pigeonholed.

Whether you’ve walked Croydon’s streets or not, this show resonates with heart, humour, and a strut down memory lane — with David Bowie appearing in unexpected ways.